Check today’s date before replying.
do I see gigabit?..took awhile and way overdue 
have I been tricked?
Shhhhh! Check the calendar. 
I did, and now am ashamed of myself for believing 
Don’t be ashamed, I’m happy you even noticed!
April Fool prank that Free Tech did.
That guy can have a party all by himself
Saw it on Twitter, not from Free Tech. Guess I shouldn’t have posted it here. Pranky fun not allowed today. 