"THE BADDEST MAN" on the Planet for decades

I can’t believe no one has mentioned this !!!

Chuck Norris passed @86 years old

Chuck Norris has an aquarium in his house and inside is the lock ness monster.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity….twice

Chuck Norris plays kick the can with a full beer keg.

Chuck Norris is in all star wars movies. He is the Force.

Chuck Norris once walked away from a fight with two broken ribs and a dislocated arm. He hasn’t given them back yet…

When Chuck Norris snaps his fingers, Fonzie shows up.

Chuck Norris pities Mr. T.

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Chuck Norris didn’t die.

He told death he was coming.

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Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. EVER

They wanted to put Chuck Norris’ face on Mount Rushmore. But the granite wasn’t hard enough for his beard

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Chuck Norris will be carrying his own coffin

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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Chuck Norris?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a King Cobra. After 3 excruciating days, the snake died.

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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this glitch, Norris replied “That’s no glitch.”

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I always liked him but you have to admit, he was a terrible actor!

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Did you ever meet the man?? if you did, did you tell him that ?? hmmm….no….ok then….

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I would not have told him even over the phone. He was a baaaad man!

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You ain’t kidding @psblin99 ….

Chuck Norris was a six-time undefeated World Professional Middleweight Karate Champion, holding the title from 1968 to 1974. He won the world title in 1968 and successfully defended it for six consecutive years, establishing himself as one of the most dominant figures in competitive karate during that era….:grimacing:

Chuck Norris was recognized as a World Professional Middleweight Karate Champion by major karate organizations during the late 1960s and early 1970s. Key organizations that acknowledged his titles include:

  1. Professional Karate Association (PKA) – Widely regarded as one of the first bodies to promote full-contact karate professionally, the PKA recognized Norris’s world championship win in 1968.

  2. North American Sport Karate Association (NASKA) – Although formalized later, many of the tournaments Norris dominated (like the All-American and International Karate Championships) were precursors to NASKA-sanctioned events.

  3. Black Belt Magazine / Hall of Fame – While not a competition body, Black Belt magazine honored Norris with multiple awards, including Competitor of the Year (1968 and 1977) and induction into the Black Belt Hall of Fame, validating his status as a world champion.

Norris won the World Professional Middleweight Karate Championship in 1968 by defeating Louis Delgado and successfully defended his title through the early 1970s, retiring undefeated in 1974.

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His original studio was on Artesia Blvd in Redondo Beach, CA. I actually met him when I was about 9. My uncle trained with him and ended up buying the shop when Mr Norris closed the studio

He was very friendly but formidable

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My father was a private pilot who actually flew him and his family on multiple occasions. He said of all the “famous” folks he ever flew, Chuck Norris was the kindest and most approachable. A true class act. He will be missed.

And…. When Chuck Norris met the Pope, the Pope kissed Chuck Norris’ ring.

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